January 2011
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
December 2010
New Years.
I think it’s cute how my famjam plays it safe instead of setting off big firecrackers or fireworks and we just blow up balloons and put money in ‘em and then at midnight pop them and then collect all that moolaa.
kcamacho replied to your post: Of course nothings ILLEGAL here.
it’s a whole new lifestyle for you if you stay for more than a month. I’m gonna guess you are enjoying your trip?
Um my lifestyle didn’t change I mean I’m still living a normal life. It’s just the ENVIRONMENT outside this house is whats so different to me. LIKE OMG WHO THE FUCK CLIMBS ONTO YOUR FUCKING CAR ASKING...
Of course nothings ILLEGAL here.
So we came home and then you know people are setting off their fire crackers and shit because it’s a few hours before New Years… and then this big explosion goes off and the car goes off and I’m like “YO WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?” and my cousin Angelo looks at me like “Oh nothing.. maybe someones shot gun they’re shooting it in the air or something..”...
Oh you know, my family.
Oh future lover of mine. The funniest part is this isn’t even half of who you need to deal with. There’s family I’M not even familiar with. lawl.
OMG. MY MOM KEEPS STEALING MY MONEY LOL.
Jesus. She owes me 1,500 pesos now!! Gosh.
I miss Andrea Dublado the most.
OOOH no big deal.
She's just like sand.
When you think you’ve got a grip on her, you realize that she slipped right through your fingers
Fuuck.
I’m trying to learn standard here.. but my titas cars are automatic. DAFUCKKKKKK.
Me & My boys are going to take a trip.
We’re taking a trip back to the Philippines and since none of us speak fluent tagalog except Ralph we’re going to..
- Reply in Sign language and pretend to be mute.
- Look at them blankly and say “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, BUT MY PHONE HAS AN APP FOR THAT. I’M SURE OF IT. HOLD UP.”
bulletproof. plan.
Homesick
I love it here in the Philippines, I really do. I mean, I really am living a luxurious life here. Waking up without having to lift a finger because the help takes care of it all? Yeah that’s awesome.
But honestly, moneys never been #1 to me. I miss my friends and that’s so GAY of me to say but I would actually rather be the poorest of the poor if it means I get to be with people I...
I know you miss me just a little. Washed the sheets when you left but I still smell ya’ on my pillow.
Oh Ms. Right
Say if you got no plans, and if you have time come and be the rest of my life. Just turned the corner and there my future sits.
I haven't tanned yet.
My vnecks have been my life here. lol. oh My God.
If I marry a girl and we have to adopt. Fuck. That. I am not adopting a set of twins yo. After spending a couple days with my nieces, I am fucking tired.
Too funny.
So Acacia and Mayumi are my twin nieces.
Acacia is a really big diva and cries a lot and the funniest thing is Mayumi will look at her and then mimick her. LOLOL!! So if Acacia cries, Mayumi looks straight at her and yells at her like she’s crying.
lmfao it’s the funniest sight and then Acacia stops and looks at Mayumi like “You serious dawg? Seriously?” LOL.
:(
The twins leave tonight.
LOL.
My dad was like “Oh don’t worry I’ll bring you to the bar.” and I was like “Okay.” and then he smiles and he’s like
“I’ll even take you to the gay bar.. as long as you share the guys”
LMFAO LOLWTF.
Oh My Fucking God, you won't believe this shit.
You know how when you’re driving sometimes you encounter that native or the white man come up to your car, or stand there with a sign that says “HOMELESS, NEED MONEY/NEED TO GO SEE FAMILY, NO MONEY” kind of deal and they stand there until someone CHOOSES to give them money?
Ok, In the Philippines? We were on our way to Mall of Asia and this kid says to us “Please give me...
The Dollar Sign.
Fuck I just cannot fathom how humble my moms side of the family. I can’t fucking believe it.
I cannot believe they live such a luxurious life, their kids are pyschologists, animators and fucking specialists. They have drivers, my cousin works for the government, These people wait hand and foot for us.
I can’t believe it. They are so humble and so fucking giving. Yesterday I was...
Ruude.
I love the way people give me such crappy service for thinking I’m local or something
.. until I start speaking in english and then it’s like they can wait hand and foot on me.
Holy fuck, I'm so fucking disgusting.
I went to my moms nephews death anniversary. YO, here’s a tip of advice people, DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT HAVE YOUR SCOPING MODE ON OK?
Today Holy damn, this hot girl came riding in on her Motorcycle and I was like “Wow thats so hot” and then, she was hot. And then. We eyefucked.
She’s like my niece or like cousin or some shit like that, I’m too lazy to figure it out...
lol Just so you know.
I just took a 4 days worth of a shit.
Fuck that was great. LOL.
My family must be quite the jokesters if they think I’m leaving this house without straightening my hair.
TMI.
Dude, I haven’t been able to shit since I got here. My defensive body reflexes with that “i’m not goin to fuckin’ poo here, this place is foreign!” reflex is so kicking in. lol.
I’m so fucked when I do need to take one.
lol.
Ok I take it back, some fob girls are very attractive. It’s just, I’m not willing to make a fool out of myself when I speak in tagalog because I sound fucking white.
I don't fucking understand this
WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE HAVE THEIR FUCKING DAY START AT 6 AM??
Sweet Jesus. No wonder people actually sleep at normal times. I’m freakin’ dying yo.
Vacations after this one?
I’ll never be able to quit my job lol omg.
My cousin invited me to come to New York and spend some time with her, my friends want to visit Toronto this summer.
OMMMG lol
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
Marry you by Bruno Mars has been my vacation so far, FOR WHAT REASON, I don’t even know I just listen to it everyday. hahaha every couple of minutes it’s on.
Mayumi Faith Goodman
I’m so fucked if if that baby isn’t Mayumi.
My vacation is complete. I met them and that is all I needed.
My life is so different.
I realize that I’m one of the lucky people.
My familys not poor, they started out poor and I think that’s why I love my mothers side of the family is that they started out with nothing and now all of them are successful in one way or another. Some of us live abroad, most of my uncles have prosperous businesses. Here, I live just as I would in Calgary. Airconditioning, a house with...
That's cute.
The whole time me and my brother have been here, Angelo sleeps on the couch every single night just so he can play with us hahaha. I call that extreme cousinly love.
Starbucks.
Last night I was at starbucks until 12 AM, why? I don’t know, I have money to blow so I thought I’d take my family out. So we all hung out, had a good conversation. Philippines, man, sitting in a coffee shop having good conversation is actually going to be #10 in my list of the ‘top 10 things I loved about the Philipppines’ Woopie.
Meet Angelo!
I don't speak my native tongue.
Ok I lied, I can I just speak it to my cousins and the little kids that come by with no understanding of english. But when I’m out in public I speak english.
So, yesterday I was in the market and me and Jessica were talking in english.. little kids started following us and people started staring us down. I’ve never felt like such an outcast lol!
I notice, we never really care about anyones sappy complaints.. until it becomes OUR sappy complaint. lol.
Only I would.
Only I would wake up at 5 in the morning to talk to my friends who are on the other side of the world from me right now :( lol
Homesick.
I really miss my friends and using my cellphone. I already know my cellphone bill is going to be through the roof. My brothers laptop has been dead for a bit and well, Yeah :) last night I K.O.ed, I really hate having my dad on the same trip. It’s annoying BUT WHATEVVAAA. I’ll update whenever I can. Hope everyones having a good holiday. :)
btw, The fob in me is coming out because...
So after 2 days and 4 different flights from Calgary to Vancouver being stranded for a day, then leaving for Beijing then getting a flight to Hong Kong and then to Manila.
It’s actually a really big difference, the days seem to go by faster and I’m always chillin’ in my shorts and everyone seems to be amazed by my “Canadian” accent. LOL.
Just went to a wedding...
Philippines Bound.
lol it’s not that great, it’s so hot.
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